An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. “You’ve got […]
Little Johnny asks his mother for $20. His mother refuses to which Johnny says, “If […]
An elderly couple were going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was […]
James retired from bank service as Senior Manager. Got handsome retirement benefits. He deposited around […]
“Mummy.” Asked Little Johnny. “Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages […]
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out […]
An elderly minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin […]
The teacher asked the class to write a composition telling what they would do if […]
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders […]
Little Johnny was late for school. The teacher asked him why, and Little Johnny explained […]
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another […]
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and […]
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem […]
A man and his wife are grocery shopping. The man sees a case of beer […]
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, […]
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and […]
A 90-year-old man who had played golf every day since his retirement 35 years before, […]
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the […]
A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells […]
A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The […]