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Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” The […]
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A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed […]
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A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and […]
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy […]
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and […]
There was this guy who just got a new job as a school bus driver […]
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in […]
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. She […]
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court […]
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, […]
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that […]
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and […]
Martin had just received his brand new driver license. The family troops out to the […]
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. […]
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. “Say, what’s […]
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy […]
A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy rubber pack and tries to explain what […]