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Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing […]
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A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: “Dig!” He […]
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many […]
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Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park. Suzie comes along chomping on […]
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One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture […]
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