A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle […]
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all […]
There were three ducks swiming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested […]
Me and my two brothers wanted to give my grandpa nice birthday gifts. My two […]
So I wake up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in […]
A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives […]
The teacher asks her class “What is se*?” Little Jonny stands up says “se* is […]
Young boy gets suspended from school. His mother was furious, and yelled ” “What did […]
This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, […]
Two old farmers are talking. “I’ve got this one bull with no stamina whatsoever. I […]
There are two siblings. A little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother […]
A man wakes up from his operation and the doctor says ‘I have bad news […]
Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex […]
Superman and flash were in the living room pounding back a few beer flash says […]
Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call […]
A guy goes on to a ship to sail (and work) but he notices no […]
A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. […]
There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a […]
Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, […]
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i […]