Funny Jokes
Two little girls are playing on
Two little girls Lisa (6) and Anna (5) are playing on the playground.
Suddenly a man approaches them. “Hey you two. If I give you candy, can I touch your hair?”
“Sure, you can, but the candy first” The man gives each a bonbon and touches their hair
. They go back playing on the swing. After a while he asks: “Can I touch your shoulder if you get another bonbon?”
“Sure, you can, but the candy first” They go back to playing.
The man approaches them again: “Can I touch your hands, if I give you another bonbon?”
Sure you can, but the candy first” The man grabs in his pocket and realises that he has no more candy on him.
So he says: “Wait here I get some new candy, don’t go away!” He goes off. Lisa: “Anna do you think what I think?”
Anna: “At this sped we will have caries before he is us?!”