Two jokes that you will thank

Two jokes that you will thank me for telling you The first joke can only be told by someone.

Call up a friend and say “Hey man/woman, i got a joke and it’s a two partner.

The first part of the joke is, what has a small and hangs down?”

Regardless of their answer, it’s a bat.

Then say, “What has a big and hangs up?” And hang up the phone.

THIS IS THE SECOND JOKE, A BAR BET

Tell someone “I bet you a dollar/drink I know a song with your name in it.”

Regardless of their answer, it’s

“Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday dear

Happy birthday to you!”