Funny Jokes
My wife is afraid of spiders
My wife is afraid of spiders.
Yesterday she discovered a web and observed how a spider slowly kills a fly.
That day she couldn’t interfere or call me.
Today she showed the web to me asking to get the guy, but sadly no spider was in the vicinity.
— Oh my god, he’s gone leaving only death behind! How do you catch the spider, man?
— asked my wife.
This one I solved in a blink of an eye.
— Just look for , — I replied. — Near her, you’ll find the spider, man.