Funny Jokes
Three tourists board a taxi
Three tourists board a taxi at LAX One is German, one is Italian, the other is Japanese.
En route to their accommodation, a Porsche speeds past the taxi, prompting the German to brag ‘Porsche, very fast. Made in Germany’.
A few miles later, a Lamborghini speed past, prompting the Italian to brag ‘Lamborghini, very fast. Made in Italy’
Later on, a Lexus speeds past, prompting the Japanese man to brag ‘Lexus, very fast. Made in Japan’
At the end of the trip, the taxi driver says ‘Thanks, fellas. That’ll be $120’
‘What?’ exclaims the German ‘Why so expensive?’
The taxi driver answers ‘Fare computer. Very fast. Made in the USA’