A chicken farmer goes to the swap meet in the morning to buy a new rooster for his farm.
He finds a very impressive cock and buys it.
He brings the rooster home and before lunch time, that darn rooster had screwed every chicken on the farm.
The farmer couldn’t believe it. After lunch, that rooster had gone and screwed every chicken on the farm again.
As the sun was about to set, the farmer was walking around the farm looking for the rooster.
He finally found him laying on the ground, eyes closed, tongue hanging out, buzzards circling above and the farmer said “ha, serves you right you ole horny!”
The rooster raised his head and said “they’re about to land!”