Mother riding around on a skateboard
St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates, and announces “welcome to heaven. it is a vast and holy place. I will assign you a vehicle based on how faithful you were to your spouses”
The first man walks up and is given the keys to a beat up 1989 Honda Civic and St. Peter says to him “you cheated many times. this will be your mode of transportation” and off he goes.
The second man approaches and St. Peter hands him the keys to a Tesla Model 3, and says “you only cheated twice, this will be your mode of transportation” and off he goes.
The third man announces to St. Peter “I never cheated once!” and St. Peter says “this is correct, enjoy your brand new Ferrari”
A few weeks later all three of the men come to the same stop light and the man in the Ferrari is crying. The guy in the Civic says to him ” what the hell do you have to cry about? I don’t even have a radio”
The man in the Ferrari exclaims “I just saw my Mother riding around on a skateboard with three wheels!”