The other day I was sitting at a stop light and I hear the screech of brakes then BOOM, I get hit.
I get out of the car look at the damage and because my truck was higher than the idiot’s car there is only some scratches to my bumper.
The other guys car looks like his front end was smashed all the way to the windshield.
Out pops this little guy, cursing and spewing all scratched up. He couldn’t have been more than 3 ft high.
He looks at the damaged and says, ” I’m not happy”
I replied,” Than which one are you?”
Sent this joke around years ago via e-mail and people though I actually got into an accident.