Interview of a Married Man

Guys, here is very eye opening interview of a married man for the benefit of the unmarried ones, who may learn a few things.

Interview of a Married Man for the benefit of the unmarried ones.

Reporter: So how is your married life?

The married man: First of all, “married life” is an oxymoron.

Reporter: But people say marriages are made in heaven?

The married man: Only if heaven is full of Chinese people.

Reporter: So yours was an arranged marriage, how was it?

The married man: Arrange marriage for a man is like Eid for a goat. They treat him like a prince, feed him with great foods, and dress him with bright colors and then.

Reporter: Hmm, so when did you realize that married life is dangerous?

The married man: I knew it from day one, marriage is danger, that’s why the bride always wears RED.

Reporter: I’ve heard that arranged marriages last longer that the love ones? Is it true?

The married man: Love marriages, hahaha, mostly it goes like this: We are made for each other.

Reporter: If it is that bad then how married people pass their time?

The married man: They watch a lot of TV. Wife watches “marriages” and husband wants it for real.

Reporter: So, why you guys don’t do any fun things, like playing games together?

The married man: Yes we do. Me and my wife, we are playing a game called “You to be blamed”, very close game, right now she is leading by 1876 – 1.

Reporter: Okay, tell us, what kind of conversations you guys make while you’re free?

The married man: She asks a lot of questions, every wife does, and as start answering their questions, they start questioning our answers.

Reporter: So any tips you wanna share?

The married man: Yep, quite a few:

Don’t waste your energy trying to make her laugh, she’ll treat you like a clown anyway.

Never reply to your wife’s “I love you” text with an OKAY.

Remember, a perfect husband is one who apologies every time his wife makes a mistake.

And yes, take your wife on holidays to different places of the world, that will increase chances of her being lost.