They come across a pile of dog . One of them says to the other, “I think that’s dog ”
“Does it smell like dog ?” Asks the second.
The first bends down to smell it, “Yes.”
“Does it feel like dog ?”
The one picks up a piece and sure enough it feels like and he nods.
“How about does it taste like dog ?”
The first takes a lick. “Yeah, it’s dog .”
The second hillbilly breathes a sigh of relief, “I’m so glad we didn’t step in it.”