Two hillbillies are walking through

They come across a pile of dog . One of them says to the other, “I think that’s dog ”

“Does it smell like dog ?” Asks the second.

The first bends down to smell it, “Yes.”

“Does it feel like dog ?”

The one picks up a piece and sure enough it feels like  and he nods.

“How about does it taste like dog ?”

The first takes a lick. “Yeah, it’s dog .”

The second hillbilly breathes a sigh of relief, “I’m so glad we didn’t step in it.”