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Coming out as a retributive

Hello everyone. For almost the entirety of my life I have been a retributive.

What does this mean?

Well essentially this means I eat dead things.

Yes, I do eat steak and other carcass.

But i would almost always rather eat fresh Road kill.

When I was about 12 years old my friend Timmy and I would play ball in my driveway.

One time I threw the ball a little too far ahead and Timmy ran after it.

Timmy ran into the road and was killed instantly by ongoing traffic.

I ran over to him, knelled down, and fed on Timmy‘s body,I also then marinated his remains.

Timmy’s mother never got the closure on how Timmy disappeared.

Unfortunately she ended up hanging herself.

I ended up consuming her as well.


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