A man is walking down the street when he sees an advertisement for his favourite boxer, Mike Tyson.
He stops and reads the text on the poster.
Come meet Mike Tyson! First 20 people can get punched by the man himself!
Knowing that he didn’t want to pass up this opportunity, he shows up to the ring, 45 minutes early.
The building was already packed full of fans waiting to see Tyson.
Lines for memorabilia, autographs, and concessions flood the building.
The man looks around, confused.
Not wanting to miss the main event, he walks up to a fan and asks where he should go.
The man turns to him, smiles, and says-