Funny Jokes
A man and a woman meet
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “
Where are you heading today?”
the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.”
“How much do you get paid for giving blood?”
“About $20.” “Wow,” says the man,
“I’m going up to donate , and the bank pays $100.”
The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
“Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?” “ bank,” she says with her mouth full.