A King is going on an adventure in a faraway land leaving his beautiful queen.
So He ask for his 3 brave knights to guard her he is away.
But in doing so,He put an improvised guillotine to the queens.
Then after a year,The king came back,Then He ordered the first knight to strip.
KING:ITS CUT!THROW HIM TO THE LIONS!
Then he ordered the 2nd knight to strip!
KING:ITS CUT TOO!BURN HIM!!!
Then he ordered the 3rd knight to strip.
KING:ITS INTACT!YOU’RE A TRUSTWORTHY KNIGHT.BECAUSE OF THAT,IM GONNA PROMOTE YOU AS HAND OF THE KING!!WHAT SAY YOU?!
KNIGHT 3:BLEEAH BLEEAH BLEEAH…