A communist dies and goes to heaven

He was an honest man, albeit an  so God and the Devil decide to rotate him between Heaven and Hell each year.

One year passes, and Satan returns him to God. “Take him, please! He turned all my young demons into Young Pioneers!”

God accepted and he was sent to Heaven. Satan returns a year later. “Lord God, I believe it’s my turn.”

God sighs, and says “One, don’t call me Lord God – I go by Comrade now.

Secondly, God doesn’t exist. Third, shut up, or I’ll be late for the Party meeting!”