Newlyweds, Tim and Nancy, spent their wedding night at a hotel.
The following morning, Nancy’s closest friend, Jennifer, came over and asked them how their wedding night went.
“I’m so exhausted,” Nancy said.
“All night long it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out.”
Misunderstanding her, an embarrassed Jennifer was shocked that Nancy would speak so crassly.
Tim clarified by adding, “Don’t ever get a room next to an elevator!”