The police stops a man and woman who have their seatbelts on.
Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seatbelts on,
so we want to give you an award of 5000 dollar.”
The policeman seeing the happy couple gets curious and asks “what are you going to do with the money?”
The man answers: “I’m going to take lessons for my driver’s license”
The woman: ” don’t listen to him. When he is drunk he says stupid things!”
The man on the backseat: “I told you not to ride in a stolen car!”
A voice from the trunk: “did we cross the border?”