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A woman stands in front of the mirror


Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her assets are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it’s not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

“If you want your assets to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your assets for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her assets.

“How long will this take?” she asks.

“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my assets every day will make my bum grow over the years?”

“Worked for your bum, didn’t it?”

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

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