A man strolls into a pharmacy

A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack.

She asks, “What size please?”

“Good question,” he replies, ” I’m not sure,”

“Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three h*les in it, stick your tool in the h*les and tell me which one it fits in,” suggests the lady.

So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his weapon in the first h*le.

A woman walks past, see’s his tool and starts feeling it.

The man thinks, “Hey, this ain’t too bad.”