A US Sailor is in a Mexican harbor town
He’s a bit concerned about what time it is so he isn’t late to get back on board.
He sees a Mexican with a Donkey taking a siesta against the wall.
He asks the guy if he knows what the time is.
The Mexican then takes the donkey by the balls, lifts them a little and says ‘Si – is two-thirty signor’
The sailor is amazed – ‘Aw man that’s amazing! You have to show me how to do that!’
Mexican replies ‘Is simple signor – you lift the donkey by the balls and then you see that church clock over there…..’