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Women Drivers

Driving into the city this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new red Mustang doing 75 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds shaking my head in disbelief and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her darn makeup!

Well, it scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut right out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car out using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cell phone away from my other ear, which fell into the coffee mug between my legs and making me scream in pain and DISCONNECTING A VERY IMPORTANT CALL!!!


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