Two women sitting in the doctor

Two women sitting in the doctor’s waiting room began discussing babies.

“I want a baby more than anything else in the world,” said one. “But I guess it’s impossible.”

“I used to think that,” said the other.

“But then everything changed. That’s why I’m here. I’m going to have a baby in three months.”

“You must tell me what you did.”

“I went to a faith healer.”

“But I’ve tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn’t help at all.”

The pregnant woman smiled and whispered: “Next time, try going alone.”