Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says “I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know… Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.”
The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K, you know… Double Income, No Kids.”
The third guy says, “I’m a R.U.B, you know… Rich, Urban, Biker.”
They turn to the woman and ask her, “What are you?”
She replies: “I’m a WIFE, you know wash, Iron, bang, Etc.”