One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual but I continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.
“Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?”
“Yes,” he said.
“They are retired prostitutes and they’re having a yard sale!”