In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
1) The first worm in alcohol – dead.
2) Second worm in cigarette smoke – dead.
3) Third worm in sperm – dead.
4) Fourth worm in soil – alive.
So the Science teacher asked the class – “What can you learn from this experiment?”
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said:
“As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms.