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Coming into the bar and ordering a double the man leaned

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender,

“I’m so off!”

“Oh yeah? What happened?” asked the bartender politely.

“See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home.

We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her damned husband came in the front door.

So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!”

“Gee, that’s tough,” commiserated the bartender.

“Right, but that’s not what really got me,” the customer went on.

“When her husband came into the room he said:

“Hey great! You’re already! Let me just take a leak.”

And damned if the lazy son of a  didn’t  out the window right onto my head?”

“Yeech!” the bartender shook his head.

“No wonder you’re in a lousy mood.”

“Yeah, but I haven’t told you what really, really got to me.

Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished,
the husband tossed his  out of the window.

And where does it land? My damned forehead!”

“ that’s awful!” says the bartender.

“Oh, I’m not finished. See what really  me off was when the husband had to take a dump.

It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his  out of the window and let loose right on my head!”

The bartender paled. “That would sure mess up my day.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” the fellow rattled on,

“But do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY  me off?

When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground.”


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