A young couple with a box of cndms proceeded to do the wild thing.
When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six cndms remaining in the box of 12,
so she asked him, “What happened to the other five?
His nervous reply was, “Errr, I mstrbatd with them.”
Later, she then approached her male confidant friend,
told him the story, and then asked him, “Have you ever done that?”
“Yeah, once or twice,” he told her.
“You mean you’ve actually mstrbatd with a cndm before?” she asked.
“Oh,” he said, “I thought you were asking if I’d ever lied to my girlfriend.