A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: “Your Honor I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody. ”
The judge turned to the husband and said: “What do you have to Say in your defense?”
The man sat for a while contemplating…then slowly rose. “Your Honor If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out whose Pepsi is it The machine’s or mine?”