Connect with us

Naughty Jokes

A hillbilly walked into an attorney’s office

A hillbilly walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for divorce.

Attorney: May I help you?

Hillbilly: Yeah, I want to get one of those divorces.

Attorney: Well… do you have any grounds?

Hillbilly: Yea, I got about a hundred acres.

Attorney: No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?

Hillbilly: No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.

Attorney: I mean, do you have a grudge?

Hillbilly: Yea, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.

Attorney: No sir, I mean do you have a suit?

Hillbilly: Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.

Attorney: Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?

Hillbilly: No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.

Attorney: Well, is she a nagger or anything?

Hillbilly: No she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That’s why I want this divorcee.


Copyright © 2023 PosterDiary.Com

error: Content is protected !!