A hillbilly walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for divorce.
Attorney: May I help you?
Hillbilly: Yeah, I want to get one of those divorces.
Attorney: Well… do you have any grounds?
Hillbilly: Yea, I got about a hundred acres.
Attorney: No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?
Hillbilly: No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.
Attorney: I mean, do you have a grudge?
Hillbilly: Yea, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.
Attorney: No sir, I mean do you have a suit?
Hillbilly: Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.
Attorney: Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?
Hillbilly: No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.
Attorney: Well, is she a nagger or anything?
Hillbilly: No she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That’s why I want this divorcee.