A guy goes into a bar and seats

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman.

After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to her.

After a few more drinks and a little conversation he leans over to the woman and asks, “Can I smell your private part?”

The woman is outraged and answers with a stern, “Of course not!”

The drunk man replies, “Oh, then it must be your feet.”