A girl went to introduce the man she wanted to get married to her father.
Father: “So you want to marry my daughter, what do you do for a living?”
Man: “I just got out of prison, I will search for a job soon.”
Father: “Whaaaat! You were in prison and you want to marry my daughter with that bad record, what did you do?”
Man: “I killed a person.”
Father: “What did the person do?”
Man: “He denied me to marry his daughter.”
Father: “Welcome to the family son.”