A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog said, “That’s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”
“No,” said the psychic, “Next term — in her biology class.” Mark showed up for work with two very red and sore ears.
“Geez, what happened to you??” asked Frank, a co-worker. “I was watching TV by the ironing board,” Mark replied
“The phone rang I picked up the iron instead, thinking it was the phone.”
“So, what happened to your other ear?”
asked Frank. “The guy called back.”