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A doctor wanted to get off work and go fishing

A doctor wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.

“Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients.”

“Yes, sir!” answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: “So, Murphy, how was your day?”

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.

“The first one had a headache so he did… So I gave him Paracetamol.”

“Very good, Murphy lad, and the second one?” asks the doctor.

“The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon,” says Murphy.

“Great! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her corset and her undergarments and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: ‘HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'”

“Oh my… What did you do?” asks the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes.”


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