A airplane pilot was welcoming
An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take-off.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 321, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles.
The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.
Now sit back and…,” when suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers, “Oh My God” OMG! OMG! This is going to hurt… OMG!
Silence reigned! You can hear a pin-drop.
He gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
A passenger hollered, “Why don’t you come back here and see OUR PANTS FROM BEHIND.”