Three insurance salesmen were

Three insurance salesmen were each boasting about there service.

The first one said, “Last month, when one of my insured died suddenly, I got the news within six hours.

A check was mailed to his wife the next day.” “That’s nothing,” says the second salesman.

“Last week, when one of my insured died suddenly, I got the news within forty-five minutes.

That afternoon, I hand delivered a check.” “, please,” said the third salesman.

“My office is on the twentieth floor of the building.

Yesterday, one of my insured, who was washing a window on the floor above me, slipped and fell.

I handed him his check just as he passed my office.”