She lived a very eventful life and was well-known around her little town.
She was specifically known for being very overly kind and welcoming to strangers.
Some thought of her as just another sweet old lady, some called her nuts, but only a few knew about her past.
In her younger days, she slept around quite a bit.
She did all the drugs she could get her hands on and seduced every man in sight.
She had so many kids because of all of the guys kept nutting inside of her.
She was convinced that that was her life, but when her best friend was brutally shot in the head just next to her, she changed her ways and became the nice lady she was known as in her village.
One particular day, she waved to a rebellious teenager skateboarding past her house.
He did not take kindly to her greeting and yelled “You’re nuts!” She said to herself “Huh, funny, everyone calls me nuts. I’ve never tried a nut in my life!”
She went to the market and spent a good amount of money on tree nuts, walnuts, peanuts, all different kinds of nuts.
She loved every last one of them and bought as many nuts as she could.
She was going to purchase some more one day, but she noticed she had no money left to support her family.
She had to get rid of something, and eventually with a sad farewell, she sold her nuts.
Surprisingly, there was a massive demand for her nuts. She was earning loads of money, and she realised she could sell these for a living.
She opened up a business and earned enough money to support her family for the rest of their lives.
But that was 3 years ago, and nowadays her company is one of the most well known in the world. So if you ever need nuts, just head on over to Dee’s Nuts!