Funny Jokes The teacher asked little Johnny share it share it pin it The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny,” To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely s**t my pants”. Related Topics: Up Next A young blonde was on vacation Don't Miss A blonde went to the appliance store Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Naughty Jokes2 days ago A pilot and co-pilot were descending Funny Jokes2 days ago A women’s group from Miami Beach Clean Jokes2 days ago A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman Funny Jokes2 years ago A woman is at the funeral Naughty Jokes2 years ago A old man and old woman Funny Jokes2 years ago A man returns home early from work