Funny Jokes
The cop says man are driving
Wife trouble So a guy gets pulled over and the cop says “you know you were speeding right?”
The guy says “no officer I wasn’t.”
The guy’s wife says “yes he was I noticed he was at least 15 over.”
The cop says “you also have a tail light out.”
The guy says “it must have just happened.”
His wife says “no that happened weeks ago.”
The guy says to his wife, “WHY DON’T YOU THE UP!”
The officer leans over and says to the wife, “does he always talk to you that way?”
The wife says “only when he’s drink’.