Funny Jokes
The boss calls his secretary
The boss calls his secretary & says, “Get ready for the weekend.We are going on a business trip.”
The secretary calls husband & says, “Me & my boss are going on a business trip for 2 days so take care of yourself.”
The husband calls his mistress & says, “My wife is going on a business trip come home we can have fun.”
The mistress calls the boy to whom she gives tuition, “No tuition this weekend.”
The boy calls his grand father, “Grandpa at last we can spend this weekend together.”
Grandpa (The boss) calls his secretary & says, “Business trip is canceled I’m going to spend weekend with my grandson”
The secretary calls husband, “I won’t be going.”
The husband calls his mistress, “I am sorry My wife is not going.”
The mistress calls boy, “You have tuition.”
Boy calls his grandpa & says, “Sorry grandpa I’ve classes”
Two blondes were walking down the street
Two friends were standing in a bank
A little girl was out with her Grandmother
A woman is at the funeral
A old man and old woman
