She rubs the lamp
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly she came out in the divorce settlement, when she spies a lamp washing up onshore.
She rubs the lamp, and out pops a genie.
The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him.
Then the genie informs that he will give her three wishes.
But, he cautions her, because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times what she wishes for.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish.
The first wish was for a billion dollars.
The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting on one billion dollars.
The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars.
The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish.
The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach.
In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish.
Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish.
But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for.
No problem, said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. For my last wish..”I’d like to give birth to twins