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Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom

PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit shorts will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Homeschooling is going well 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat It was obvious she thought her cat understood her I came into my house, told my dog… we laughed a lot.

So, after this quarantine… will the producers of “My 600 Pound Life” just find me or do I find them?

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal I have no clue how this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage What should I wear?

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyards I’m getting tired of Los Living room.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”… I’m offended.

Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.


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