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An 80-year old man driving

An 80-year old man buys a Corvette He gets it out on the open highway and takes it to 80, then 100, then 120 before he knows it.

He looks in his mirror to see flashing red lights so he pulls over.

The highway patrolman walks up and say, “You know how fast you were going and I know how fast you were going.

I’ve heard every excuse in the book but if you give me one I haven’t heard, I’ll let you go.”

The 80-year old looks the trooper up and down and says, “My wife left me thirty year ago for a highway patrolman and In was afraid you were bringing her back!”

Trooper closes his book and sends the Corvette driver on his way!


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