Street Vendor Selling Apple Seeds A street vendor was selling apple seeds when approached by a curious passer-by.
“3 seeds for $5? That’s a bit unreasonable don’t you think?”
Vendor: “steep price, I know. But I guarantee these seeds will instantly make you smarter upon purchase. Or I’ll give your money back.”
Customer: ” yeah right. let’s see then… If not, I want my money back”
Pays $5 and eats the seeds…
Customer: “wait a second. With $5 I could have just bought a whole bag of apples, with hundreds of seeds in comparison!”
Vendor: “would you look at that, your smarter already!”