A snail goes to a car dealership and says “I’d like to buy a car…”
The salesman interrupts him. “Yeah yeah, I know. Seems like we get one of your kind in here every week.
Let me guess, you want to buy a car with a big on the side of it, right?”
“Well, yes” says the snail, “but it’s not what you think. It’s not for me, it’s for my leafy green friend.”
“Err… your leafy green friend?” says the dealer, taken aback.
“Yeah, my leafy green friend! Whenever he drives down the street, I want people to see him and say, Look at that car roll!”