Funny Jokes A policeman stops a lady and asks share it share it pin it A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” Related Topics: Up Next A old man and his wife lived deep in the hills Don't Miss A blonde went to the hospital Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Naughty Jokes1 day ago A elderly couple were in church Funny Jokes1 day ago A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist Naughty Jokes1 day ago A college teacher reminds her class Funny Jokes2 years ago A woman is at the funeral Naughty Jokes2 years ago A old man and old woman Funny Jokes2 years ago A man returns home early from work