A nurse from England was on duty

A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered.

The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.

It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the surgeons noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and just above it there was a tattoo which read, “Keep off the grass.”

After the surgical procedure was completed, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, “Sorry, had to mow the lawn.”