Funny Jokes
A man goes to police to report
A man goes to police to report his missing wife.
Man: I lost my wife (misty).
Inspector: What is her height.
Man; I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy.
Man: Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes.
Man: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair.
Man: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing.
Man: I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector: Was somebody with her ?????????
Man: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is lightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together & the man started crying.
Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !